the future is now.

An exchange via text message:

Feb 29, 11:25 am:
Do u know of anyone eles that will have sex with me.
Who is this?

Feb 29, 12:16 pm:
Sorry wrong number.
Good luck!

Feb 29, 12:21 pm:
Thanks. Are u cute?
No. Im actually horribly disfigured but hey! Life is still good! Happy leap day.

Feb 29, 12:24 pm:
u too.

If you ever miss Omaha, just light some incense and turn on Rilo Kiley. It's like a time machine.

Most heartwarming text ever. Thanks co-blogger.

Payday.

On the days I receive a paycheck (however few and far between they may seem), I pay my bills, buy big ticket items (a $300 Second City class, a $12 ticket to see Tilly and the Wall) and wage small mental battles over the purchase of other frivolous things. Case in point: I will now spend the rest of the day debating whether or not I should purchase this .