I know SNL is militant about keeping its shorts off YouTube, so this will probably be gone within the next five minutes or so. But still, I couldn't resist. I could lie and say I'm posting it because it's funny (although it is... funny), but in reality, it's because it features Jason Sudeikis playing John Krasinski. And in my celebrity crush world, that's pretty much the equivalent of the rapture. If you're having trouble following, pretend for a moment that your two favorite foods are cottage cheese and buffalo wings. (If you're lactose intolerant or a vegetarian, you're going to have to work with me here - suspend reality for the sake of my bad analogy.) Anyway, imagine the subsequent invention of buffalo wings battered in cottage cheese. That is what this is like.