Remember when we were little and white ladies on TV sat on wicker porch furniture and got all horny reminiscing about French waiters and shit?
This holiday, I'm thankful for You Tube.
Monday, November 5, 2007
[Sometimes the world looks perfect.
Nothing to rearrange.]
You guys! Fabulous news…
[Sometimes you just
Get a feelin' like you need some kind of change!]
Catmo just moved to Chicago!
[No matter what the odds are this time,
Nothing's gonna stand in my way!]
Even better news? She starts her new job tomorrow!
Which means it’s only a matter of time until blogging opportunities pop up in between Diet Coke breaks.
[On the wings of my dreams!]
Perhaps, Catherine, it’s best to focus on actually working right now, it being your first week and all.
But your legions of loyal fans (and by “legions” I mean me, Mike Brzica and the occasional, well-meaning stalker who meanders over here from the hyperlink on your MySpace profile) eagerly anticipate the next time you’ll have a few gobs of salary-based time to squander.
[Rain and thunder, wind and haze
I'm bound for better days!]
We value those nuggets of creative energy in a way Michigan Avenue can’t.
[It's my life!
It's my dream!]
So when it feels right?
[Nothing's gonna stop me now.]
Blog on blogger.
America or burst!