Lady 1: Seth Rogen’s t-shirt looks soft.
Lady 2: It would probably feel good against your back if he was spooning you and you were naked. I'm just saying.
Lady 1: Yeah! Like if I was naked, and he was pantless, but not shirtless, and I could feel his boner on my lower back?
Lady 2: Yes! Or sort of on your butt crack.
Lady 1: Yeah! Like right where I’d have a pilonidal cyst if I led a sedentary lifestyle?
Lady 2: Right there.